Alto: Narcoleptic Agoraphobe and Space/Mind mage that lives in a bus
Virtuous: Another mage and Alto’s roommate that is also a therapist.
Virtuous: I have a plan!
Alto: I’m listening.
Virtuous: You’re not going to like it.
Alto: …I’m gonna have to leave the bus again, aren’t I?
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.